"Hello. This is ace reporter Lily Angela-Rose Scholz, coming to you LIVE from the pumpkin patch, trying to get to the bottom of a very important news story. Hundreds of pumpkins are suddenly appearing throughout the county, without warning! This reporter has never witnessed such a gathering of pumpkins in my nearly 9-month career as a baby."
"I see a group of them over there now. This reporter will attempt to blend in among them and earn their trust..."
"Must...think...pumpkin...thoughts..."
"Dude, you are TOTALLY blowing my cover..."
"Perhaps the young ones will be easier to convince to accept me. After all, we are fellow babies..."
"Um, this may take a while...lemme get back to you..."
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